August 17, 2021 Bill's Toupee : a tribute song to Dale
I was listening to an interview with Shaun the other day and he said Dale asked him why "She had Bill's Toupee". Gasoline. Bills to pay. This is my kind of humor. I hear and read interesting things that turn out to be NOT what I was supposed to hear and read. Bill's Toupee. You can't unhear that! The next time I listened to Gasoline, I cracked up. Sorry, Shaun! Well, I thought, why stop there? I certainly can't. With homage to the king and master of parody songs, Weird Al Yankovic, I decided Bill's Toupee could be a song in and of itself. After all, I'm the kid who was singing, "Marsie dotes and Dosie dotes and little lambsie dydies." I didn't learn the correct lyrics until I was twenty-three. Bill's Toupee Sung to the tune of Gasoline by Seether (Music by Shaun and Dale, lyrics, unfortunately for Shaun, by me) She used to be a beauty queen, runs a wig and nail shop I saw it in a magazine,...